Why did the Blue Angels stop flying in 2013? To prove that “Budget Cuts” are real, and if the government can’t agree on a number, even the most famous pilots in the world have to stay on the ground and watch Netflix.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I see funny people... everywhere!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
RT if you think this is funny!