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2013 Archive: The “Sequestration” Reality

Why did the Blue Angels stop flying in 2013? To prove that “Budget Cuts” are real, and if the government can’t agree on a number, even the most famous pilots in the world have to stay on the ground and watch Netflix.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran01/04/2011 09:46Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Fresh_Prince_9011/07/2006 23:34In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Sixth_Sense_Cole05/11/1996 22:38I see funny people... everywhere!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink09/10/2010 17:29I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/01/2014 14:10Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Wayne_World_Ex01/15/2012 13:08Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Zoolander_Mug05/06/1996 05:43I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Fire_Background01/16/2008 05:27This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Neopets_Trader05/10/2005 09:18Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Retweet_King06/10/1999 20:25RT if you think this is funny!

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