2012 Archive: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/25/2013 12:46Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Nirvana_Teen07/17/2013 19:50Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Celebrity_DM11/11/2012 23:35Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Rugrats_Tommy07/19/1995 10:12A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Digimon_Tamer02/23/2003 03:22My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan02/13/2012 18:35Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Tagged_Network09/24/2001 04:48You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Homestar_Runner08/02/1995 21:38That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@iPhone_User_0701/23/1999 02:16There’s an app for that? No, just this site!