2010 Classic: The Lady Antebellum
“Need You Now.” I called her at 1 AM. She didn’t think it was romantic; she thought I forgot my house keys again. (I did).… Read More »2010 Classic: The Lady Antebellum
2010 Legacy: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Joshua Clottey
Why was the “Shield” ineffective? Because Clottey spent 12 rounds with his hands over his face while Manny punched him 1,200 times, proving that “not… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Joshua Clottey
2010 Classic: The Volcano Name
Why did the traveler miss his wedding? Because he couldn’t pronounce Eyjafjallajökull well enough to tell the airline which volcano was currently eating his flight. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Volcano Name
2009 Archive: The iPhone 3GS
“The ‘S’ stands for Speed!” “Can it make my wife get ready faster?” “No, even Apple hasn’t figured out that technology yet.” Part of the 52… Read More »2009 Archive: The iPhone 3GS
2009 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
2009 Vintage: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to hit the bulb with a ‘619’ off the ladder. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Pro-Wrestler
2008 Vintage: The 21 Blackjack Logic
A movie that convinced me I could win at Vegas by doing math. I lost $50 in ten minutes. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2008 Vintage: The 21 Blackjack Logic
2008 Classic: The YouTube 2008
“Look at this video of a cat playing a piano!” The bartender says, “The internet was a mistake.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The YouTube 2008
2008 Vintage: The Dark and Stormy
“The official drink of the 2008 economy.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Port