2013 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Les Misérables win? Because making beautiful actors look like they haven’t showered in three years is the peak of the craft. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
2013 Vintage: Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
Why was the vampire dancing for 24 hours straight? Because he felt like “happiness is the truth,” and his hat was ten times larger than… Read More »2013 Vintage: Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
2013 Legacy: The What Does the Fox Say Query
Why did the science teacher give out three detentions during a lecture on woodland animals? Because every time he mentioned a fox, the entire back… Read More »2013 Legacy: The What Does the Fox Say Query
2013 Vintage: The Broken Fence
Why did the dad talk to the fence? He wanted to have a “gate” conversation. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen”… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Broken Fence
2012 Legacy: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my fear in humor. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: Worst Director
Why Bill Condon for Twilight? For successfully stretching a 10-page climax into a 2-hour movie where everyone just stands in a field. Part of the 35… Read More »2012 Vintage: Worst Director
2011 Legacy: The iCloud Mystery
“I put all my photos in The Cloud!” “Where is it?” “I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure hackers have a better view of our vacation than I… Read More »2011 Legacy: The iCloud Mystery
2011 Vintage: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Joshua Clottey
Why was the “Shield” ineffective? Because Clottey spent 12 rounds with his hands over his face while Manny punched him 1,200 times, proving that “not… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Joshua Clottey
2010 Vintage: The Shrek Forever After Relief
The principal celebrating because Disney and DreamWorks finally stopped releasing ogre movies, bringing a fourteen-year era of donkey impressions to an official end. Part of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Shrek Forever After Relief