2021 Classic: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The Ida
2021 Classic: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understand why the new directory database “saved to the cloud,” claiming she can clearly see… Read More »2021 Classic: The Cloud Storage Scare
2021 Legacy: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the haters of Web3. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Suez Canal
A guy gets his car stuck sideways in the bar’s narrow driveway. The bartender says, “Great, now nothing can get in or out for six… Read More »2021 Classic: The Suez Canal
2020 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Zoom Retainer”? Because just like a video call, the connection (and the money) drops at the worst time.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
2019 Legacy: The Launch of Oculus Quest
Why were there no wires? Because Facebook finally gave us VR that didn’t require a supercomputer, allowing us to play Beat Saber in our kitchens without tripping… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Launch of Oculus Quest
2018 Legacy: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Little Bee
2018 Classic: The “London Fields” Failure
Why Amber Heard? For a movie so bad it sat on a shelf for three years and was then sued into oblivion by its own… Read More »2018 Classic: The “London Fields” Failure
2018 Vintage: The 2018 Trendsetter
One, but they do it while wearing ‘clout goggles’ and a neon windbreaker. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition… Read More »2018 Vintage: The 2018 Trendsetter
2018 Classic: The Lab Rat (18 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Privacy” study? Because the lawyers tried to sue the lab for “unauthorized data collection of their maze-running habits.”… Read More »2018 Classic: The Lab Rat (18 Edition)