Why did the lawyer call it a “Zoom Retainer”? Because just like a video call, the connection (and the money) drops at the worst time.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
High five for this joke!