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2020 Legacy: The Retainer Fee

 Why did the lawyer call it a “Zoom Retainer”? Because just like a video call, the connection (and the money) drops at the worst time.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
 Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
 Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
 A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
 Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
 A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
 He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
 A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
 "Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander06/25/2014 11:59C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan10/19/1997 12:52Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Gladiator_Proximo06/22/1995 08:03Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Overclocker_Pro11/28/2001 07:45My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Offspring_Guy02/20/2007 03:01The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Rugrats_Tommy06/26/2007 09:56A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Rocket_Power_9902/05/2006 11:45We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Transformers_OP03/30/2010 15:47Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club07/26/2004 18:50All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Hi5_Pro_User07/18/2015 08:39High five for this joke!

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