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2012 Legacy: The Sugar

 I’m “coating” my fear in humor.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Modem_Meltdown06/02/1999 15:46My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan06/06/2004 09:01Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@CatDog_Alone02/10/2001 15:24One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@He_Man_Power10/17/2012 07:58I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Evil_Kermit_M03/09/1996 18:13Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Ring_Member_9810/22/1999 23:02Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Llamas_With_Hats12/28/2000 08:09Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Cool_Story_Bro05/21/2012 07:21Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Opera_User_9905/27/1996 13:19Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
@Cloud_Computing05/23/2012 00:17Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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