I’m “shaking” off the haters of Web3.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Professional humor for professional people.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!