2018 Classic: The Lab Rat (18 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Privacy” study? Because the lawyers tried to sue the lab for “unauthorized data collection of their maze-running habits.”… Read More »2018 Classic: The Lab Rat (18 Edition)
2018 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Kellyanne Conway? For “Alternative Facts” being the best acting performance of the political season. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes… Read More »2018 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress
2018 Legacy: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Little Bee
2017 Archive: The Tiger Woods “DUI” Photo
Why was the golf world worried? Because the photo looked bad, but it turned out to be the “rock bottom” Tiger needed to start the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Tiger Woods “DUI” Photo
2017 Archive: The Slime Black Market Finale
Why did the science room smell so strongly of borax and laundry detergent? Because the middle school girls had upgraded their production lines, trading massive… Read More »2017 Archive: The Slime Black Market Finale
2016 Archive: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” happy with my Meowth. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The U.S. Election (Trump vs. Clinton)
Why was NATO sweating in November? Because for the first time, “Article 5” (Mutual Defense) started sounding like a subscription service that might be cancelled… Read More »2016 Classic: The U.S. Election (Trump vs. Clinton)
2015 Vintage: The Jon Stewart Farewell
Why did The Daily Show sweep? Because the Emmy voters wanted to give him one last hug before he retired to a farm to live… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Jon Stewart Farewell
2014 Vintage: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my mood with a custom emoji. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The “Strategic” Retreat from Mosul
Why did the Iraqi Army leave their uniforms behind? To prove that “Speed” is the most important factor in a withdrawal, especially if you’re running… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Strategic” Retreat from Mosul