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2016 Classic: The U.S. Election (Trump vs. Clinton)

Why was NATO sweating in November? Because for the first time, “Article 5” (Mutual Defense) started sounding like a subscription service that might be cancelled if the “membership fees” weren’t paid on time.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
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2024 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Deployment
Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »
31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition
In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" 4.0
Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 3.0
Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Commander Scandal
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2025 Classic: The "6G" Tactical Network
Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
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2025 Classic: The "Winning" Narrative
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus02/08/2004 05:26What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Lycos_Dog08/24/2012 17:53Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Modem_Meltdown01/19/2002 08:45My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Nsync_Justin06/30/2014 18:45Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@SpiderMan_Peter05/01/2010 18:35My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Donnie_Darko_8809/10/2007 09:27Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/10/1999 21:07You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Brennan_Huff_X11/19/2014 22:29I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Pwnage_King04/21/2015 18:35Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Stick_Death_Fan01/12/2009 18:58Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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