Why was NATO sweating in November? Because for the first time, “Article 5” (Mutual Defense) started sounding like a subscription service that might be cancelled if the “membership fees” weren’t paid on time.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.