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2017 Archive: The Slime Black Market Finale

Why did the science room smell so strongly of borax and laundry detergent? Because the middle school girls had upgraded their production lines, trading massive tubs of glittery, neon-colored slime under their desks for actual lunch money.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner Mania, Fortnite Influx & Despacito Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic09/16/2003 20:50This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@WebSurfer_X07/30/2009 12:18Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Flash_Player_Fan09/05/2001 01:04Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Keyboard_Warrior10/30/2009 16:07F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Memento_Guy02/24/1996 07:16Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H02/19/2000 06:58Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Star_Wars_Kid04/30/1998 02:11I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

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