Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
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2025 Classic: The Canoe
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2024 Legacy: The Final
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2025 Classic: The Cargo
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2025 Vintage: The Owl
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2024 Classic: The Ice Cream
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2025 Classic: The Ben
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2025 Classic: The Amos
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2025 Legacy: The Wendy
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2025 Legacy: The Justin
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!