1996 Vintage: The Clock
I’m a watchmaker. It’s about time. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Bouncer
The bouncer tells a guy, “You’re too drunk to come in.” The guy says, “I’m too drunk to walk away, so we have a stalemate.”… Read More »1996 Archive: The Bouncer
1996 Legacy: Worst New Star
Why Pamela Anderson? Because wearing leather and riding a motorcycle doesn’t count as a “range” of emotions. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: Worst New Star
1996 Vintage: The Trunk Changer
The ultimate 1996 status symbol: A car that holds six CDs in a magazine located in the trunk. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Trunk Changer
1996 Vintage: The Software
A guy complains to his friend, “My wife is like ‘Trial-Ware’. She was great for 30 days, but now she keeps asking for a registration… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Software
1996 Classic: The Cubicle Decoration
Why were there so many Dilbert cartoons? Because 1996 was the year 1996 was the peak of “Corporate Satire.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Cubicle Decoration
1995 Vintage: The Detective
I’m a detective. I’m just clued in. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Legacy: The Jet Lag
Why did the traveler wake up at 3 AM? Because in 1995, there was no Melatonin, just “drinking coffee until your heart vibrates.” Part of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Jet Lag
1995 Vintage: The Origami
I’m starting an origami business. It’s folding. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified