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1996 Legacy: Worst New Star

 Why Pamela Anderson? Because wearing leather and riding a motorcycle doesn’t count as a “range” of emotions.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
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2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
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 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »

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@X-Files_Spooky04/22/1995 15:33I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@SpiderMan_Tobey05/16/2013 22:43With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Bill_Nye_Fan03/09/2004 14:31Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Hansel_So_Hot07/02/2003 20:45That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Hamster_Dance_X09/19/2004 13:36Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Scumbag_Steve_X11/19/2004 08:07Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@GL_HF_Runner11/10/2011 16:52Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Epic_Fail_Guy04/10/2002 12:14This joke is an Epic Win!
@Opera_User_9906/15/2000 22:33Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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