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1995 Legacy: The Jet Lag

 Why did the traveler wake up at 3 AM? Because in 1995, there was no Melatonin, just “drinking coffee until your heart vibrates.”

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro04/10/1999 18:05Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
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