Why did the traveler wake up at 3 AM? Because in 1995, there was no Melatonin, just “drinking coffee until your heart vibrates.”
Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!