“Whenever, Wherever.” I told her that’s my policy for snacks.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Apple Glasses
My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.