2009 Archive: The iPhone 3GS

“The ‘S’ stands for Speed!” “Can it make my wife get ready faster?” “No, even Apple hasn’t figured out that technology yet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »

"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »

"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »

In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »

In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »

Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman11/11/2015 06:39Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes07/09/2005 15:04Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Britney_Spears_Fan01/23/2015 02:11Oops, I laughed again!

@CRT_Degauss11/26/1995 08:50BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Goosebumps_Kid01/05/2005 07:19Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo04/20/2000 19:51Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh11/03/2015 03:57Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Streamer_Pro_9905/30/1996 01:59Thanks for the donation and the joke!