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1996 Vintage: The Clock

 I’m a watchmaker. It’s about time.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@CoolSkater9804/01/1996 23:58Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Web_Master_Flex03/27/2008 16:43I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Titanic_Jack03/05/1999 00:53I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Pirates_Jack_S07/12/1996 12:27But you have heard of this joke!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance03/21/2012 00:57Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry08/14/2008 20:33In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Uncle_Rico_9812/17/2009 14:30I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Philosoraptor_X12/29/2009 15:16If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/09/2013 16:17I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Deal_With_It_G07/19/1996 00:42Deal with it. This is gold.

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