I’m a watchmaker. It’s about time.
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
But you have heard of this joke!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Deal with it. This is gold.