Why were they swimming? Because they won the World Series and realized that jumping in the outfield pool was the ultimate flex. Part of the… Read More »2001 Archive: The Arizona Diamondbacks “Pool Party”
Why was the megaphone at Ground Zero the most powerful tool of 2001? Because it showed that when the world is screaming, the President just… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Megaphone Moment
“Whenever, Wherever.” I told her that’s my policy for snacks. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did it win a record-shattering 7 Razzies in one night? Because it’s the only movie where the aliens look like KISS roadies who haven’t… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Battlefield Earth Sweep
Why did the accountant think his mouse was broken? He didn’t realize it needed batteries to “live.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Archive: The Wireless Mouse
I’m a reflection. I’m just like you. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the manager screaming at his PC? He was using Dragon NaturallySpeaking and it wrote “cow” instead of “contract.” Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Archive: The Voice Recognition
A song that reminds me that everyone is suffering, which is exactly what I need to hear while waiting for my bus. Part of the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Everlast “What It’s Like”
What was the scariest thing in the 1996 office? The sound of the fax machine at 2 AM. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Scream Secret
Why were there so many Dilbert cartoons? Because 1996 was the year 1996 was the peak of “Corporate Satire.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Cubicle Decoration
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