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1998 Archive: The Voice Recognition

 Why was the manager screaming at his PC? He was using Dragon NaturallySpeaking and it wrote “cow” instead of “contract.”

Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@C++_Dev_9805/10/2004 12:55I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Voodoo_3dfx09/13/2006 03:30The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
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