2006 Legacy: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2006!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus09/03/2006 13:45What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@N64_GoldenEye03/29/2000 03:42Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Matrix_Rebel02/23/2005 20:11I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Geocities_Neighbor07/10/2004 11:44Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink10/13/2008 01:14I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Space_Jam_Lola03/29/1996 18:07Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Weird_Science_G05/21/1997 15:41We created a monster... of a joke!

@Evolution_Dance04/09/2006 06:24The history of humor in one post.

@Facepalm_Master11/11/2006 09:47I facepalmed and then I laughed.