2005 Classic: The Surgeon’s Ego

What’s the difference between a 2005 surgeon and a god? God doesn’t think he’s a surgeon after watching one episode of Grey’s Anatomy.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

@T9_Texter06/26/1998 22:344-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Zoolander_Blue04/25/2001 17:40Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Cyber_Traveler01/04/2011 12:30Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Cyber_Security_X07/19/2005 16:46Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club03/08/2010 04:42All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Runescape_Noob08/20/2005 03:00Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!