Why were we cheering for chopsticks? Because SpaceX caught a giant rocket booster in mid-air using two giant metal arms, making 1960s NASA look like… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Launch of Starship’s “Mechazilla” Catch
Why are political fans so intense? Because in 2024, being a “Supporter” became a “Lifestyle,” complete with merch, fan-cams, and a total refusal to listen… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Stan” Culture in Politics
Why did “Childless Cat Lady” Taylor join the race? Because in 2024, a pop star’s Instagram story had more “Executive Power” than a Senate sub-committee.… Read More »2024 Archive: The Taylor Swift Endorsement
Why was his retirement only 40 days long? Because he realized that spending time with his family was harder than being hit by a 300-pound… Read More »2022 Classic: The Tom Brady “Un-Retirement”
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which immediately descends into chaos when a senior member accidentally floods the chat with animated stickers… Read More »2022 Classic: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
Why did Ticketmaster crash? Because in 2022, Taylor proved that her fans are the only force of nature capable of taking down a global monopoly.… Read More »2022 Vintage: Taylor Swift (Midnights)
Why did the year feel like a neon-lit dream? Because we spent the year dancing to Beyoncé, living in Harry’s House, and climbing that hill… Read More »2022 Legacy: The 2022 Final Music Vibe
Why did my phone go off at 3 PM? Because in 2022, we decided that taking a blurry photo of our laptop screen was the… Read More »2022 Vintage: BeReal
Why was the staff checking the Mayan calendar again? They were hoping for a different “End of the World” than a 40-hour work week. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Is it 2023 yet?” Moment
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