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2012 Vintage: Worst Director

 Why Bill Condon for Twilight? For successfully stretching a 10-page climax into a 2-hour movie where everyone just stands in a field.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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