Why was the dinner so meta? Because the show premiered, and Mom spent the whole time trying to “Lemon-out” the situation while Dad acted like Jack Donaghy managing a vertical integration of turkey.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.