A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which immediately descends into chaos when a senior member accidentally floods the chat with animated stickers of a dancing cat instead of a text response.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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