What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
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Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
We are many. We are laughing.