Why did the dad talk to the fence? He wanted to have a “gate” conversation.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the coffee go...
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
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Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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It was framed.read more »
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
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I am adding this to my links page right now.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
That was super fast and super funny!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).