I’m in the “limelight.”
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!