Why was the “Shield” ineffective? Because Clottey spent 12 rounds with his hands over his face while Manny punched him 1,200 times, proving that “not getting hit” isn’t a winning strategy.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King’s Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Lionel Messi "Last Dance" Hype
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A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Top tier web animation humor!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
No way! That’s too much!