Why was the vampire dancing for 24 hours straight? Because he felt like “happiness is the truth,” and his hat was ten times larger than his head.
Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
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2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Heh heh heh. Good one.