“Need You Now.” I called her at 1 AM. She didn’t think it was romantic; she thought I forgot my house keys again. (I did).
Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Smart Toilet
It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Therapist
It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Shower
It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »
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This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
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Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
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