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2008 Vintage: The Dark and Stormy

 “The official drink of the 2008 economy.”

Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran12/09/2006 19:34Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@CoolSkater9808/06/2012 13:57Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes08/23/2008 18:29Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Hercules_Xena03/27/2011 07:54By the gods, this is a funny one!
@DVD_Rom_King07/25/2013 04:59More capacity for humor on this site!
@G_I_Joe_Real03/02/2009 02:17And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Technorati_Tag09/11/2013 14:06Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Illidan_Blind02/18/1998 19:03I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Streamer_Pro_9904/17/2001 17:44Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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