Why did the traveler miss his wedding? Because he couldn’t pronounce Eyjafjallajökull well enough to tell the airline which volcano was currently eating his flight.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Laughing is as laughing does.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
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