2013 Vintage: The Pager
My doctor finally got an iPhone. He spent the whole physical trying to figure out why he can’t ‘Swipe’ me to the next room. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Pager
2013 Vintage: The 2013 Diet
“I’m on the ‘Instagram Diet’.” “Does it work?” “I don’t know, but I spend so much time taking pictures of my salad that it’s wilted… Read More »2013 Vintage: The 2013 Diet
2013 Classic: The Cloud
I’m “feeling” a bit foggy on how sync works. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new console? Part of the 40… Read More »2013 Classic: The Wooden
2013 Legacy: The Grumpy Cat
She told me I have “resting Grumpy Cat face.” I told her it’s just the face of a man who hasn’t seen the remote in… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Grumpy Cat
2013 Vintage: The “Blurred Lines” Bassline
It’s the catchiest song of the year, but the lyrics make me feel like I need to call a lawyer just to be safe. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Blurred Lines” Bassline
2012 Vintage: The Mumford & Sons “Babel” Boom
Why the even bigger banjos? Because they sold 600,000 copies in one week, proving that the world was still very much in love with stomping… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mumford & Sons “Babel” Boom
2012 Archive: The London Olympian
One, but they have to be drug-tested and stand on a podium before the light counts. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 –… Read More »2012 Archive: The London Olympian
2011 Classic: Pitbull (Mr. Worldwide)
Why was he everywhere? Because in 2011, you couldn’t open a bag of chips without Pitbull yelling “Dale!” and claiming he was in three different… Read More »2011 Classic: Pitbull (Mr. Worldwide)
2011 Legacy: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my billing software work in the ‘Upside Down’?” Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Tech Support