2013 Vintage: The “Blurred Lines” Bassline

It’s the catchiest song of the year, but the lyrics make me feel like I need to call a lawyer just to be safe.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just saw a realistic video of a cat flying a plane. I can no l...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

They’re "Mega" now. They have superpowers. They are officially u...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

@ChatRoom_Queen12/25/1996 23:02A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Backstreet_Fan05/04/2003 01:43I want it that way... the funny way!

@Beavis_Butthead09/10/1998 02:37Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Sum41_Skater08/16/2006 02:54In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Salad_Fingers_F12/17/2008 19:53I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Net_Neutrality10/04/2012 23:13Equality for all jokes!

@Retro_End_User07/27/2009 20:04The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.