“I’m on the ‘Instagram Diet’.” “Does it work?” “I don’t know, but I spend so much time taking pictures of my salad that it’s wilted by the time I can eat it.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
You must construct additional laughs!
Not bad. Not bad at all.