2023 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Lo-Fi Beats.” She says it sounds like “someone who has given up on ever finding a chorus.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Radio
2022 Vintage: The Rain
I’m “pouring” my thoughts into a caption. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: Morbin’ Time
Why did Jared Leto win Worst Actor? For a performance in Morbius that was so bafflingly weird it inspired a billion memes but convinced exactly zero people… Read More »2022 Classic: Morbin’ Time
2021 Classic: The Berry
I’m “berry” much ready for a vacation. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 37 Senior &… Read More »2021 Archive: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2021 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did If Anything Happens I Love You win? To make sure that even in the “Shorts” category, nobody left the room without crying. Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The Best Animated Short
2021 Vintage: Giannis’s 50-Piece
Why did Giannis Antetokounmpo go to Chick-fil-A after winning the Finals? To order exactly 50 nuggets—one for every point he dropped to win Milwaukee its… Read More »2021 Vintage: Giannis’s 50-Piece
2020 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean the downloadable announcement PDF looks on their home computer screens because the secretary finally learned how to export the text… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
2020 Legacy: The “Bio-Metric” Lockdown
Why did the scanners fail? Because the software couldn’t recognize a face wearing a mask, sunglasses, and a helmet—proving that “Low-Tech” is the best “Anti-Stealth”… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Bio-Metric” Lockdown
2020 Vintage: The 2020 Final Industry Vibe
Why the “Pause”? Because it was the year Hollywood realized it wasn’t “essential,” but the stories we told on our screens were the only thing… Read More »2020 Vintage: The 2020 Final Industry Vibe