2021 Archive: The Bathroom Magazine Archive

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🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently agains...read more »

In 2022, growing older meant entering a restaurant, being told to...read more »

In 2011, growing older meant entering a world where people were s...read more »

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console televisio...read more »

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly on...read more »

In 2014, growing older meant watching a world where people were s...read more »

Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and...read more »

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around ev...read more »

Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »

Spending an entire Saturday afternoon completely cut off from the...read more »

In 2012, growing older meant surviving the predicted Mayan apocal...read more »

Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matc...read more »

Watching a grandchild walk into the kitchen wearing a two-thousan...read more »

Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip an...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan12/10/2000 13:00Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@South_Park_Cartman07/13/2002 08:16Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@SouthPark_Stan10/11/2007 19:21Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Zoolander_Derek10/26/2000 06:32What is this? A joke for ants?

@Scanner_Darkly04/05/1996 09:15I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Second_Life_Avy02/20/2003 08:24In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.