Why did Giannis Antetokounmpo go to Chick-fil-A after winning the Finals? To order exactly 50 nuggets—one for every point he dropped to win Milwaukee its first title in 50 years, proving that “The Process” is better with fries.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Taking a photo of me laughing!