2018 Vintage: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the pressure of the final circle. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Laptop
2017 Archive: The F-35 “Final” Testing
Why was the F-35 still a headline? Because in 2017, we finally realized that “Initial Operational Capability” is a term that means “It flies, but… Read More »2017 Archive: The F-35 “Final” Testing
2017 Archive: The 4K Video
Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The 4K Video
2017 Vintage: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my way to a moon-landing (in crypto). Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Keyboard
2017 Legacy: The Save
I’m “keeping” my coins in cold storage. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2016 Classic: The LCD Monitor Polish
2015 Vintage: The Rugby World Cup NZ
Why were the All Blacks the best ever? Because they won back-to-back trophies and gave Richie McCaw the perfect retirement party. Part of the 48… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Rugby World Cup NZ
2015 Vintage: The Hamilton Fan
“I am not throwing away my… shot… at reaching the ceiling!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow archive.… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Hamilton Fan
2014 Legacy: The “Twitch Plays Pokémon” Event
Why were 100,000 people trying to move one character? Because 2014 taught us that “anarchy” is a valid way to play a video game. Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Twitch Plays Pokémon” Event
2014 Classic: The Peyton Manning 509
Why was Brett Favre’s record gone? Because Peyton threw his 509th TD pass, and the Broncos celebrated with a game of “keep-away” that was funnier… Read More »2014 Classic: The Peyton Manning 509