1996 Archive: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is jammed, help!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

@Discman_Skipper12/26/2013 00:18Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Burning_CDs12/18/2010 21:57I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Macarena_Dancer05/06/2011 01:52Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@SoundBlaster_AWE02/06/2004 00:48Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Star_Wars_Kid01/25/2014 17:02I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Troll_Face_Real09/06/2006 15:39Problem? No, just laughs!

@Net_Neutrality03/07/1996 21:46Equality for all jokes!