Why was the F-35 still a headline? Because in 2017, we finally realized that “Initial Operational Capability” is a term that means “It flies, but please don’t use the radar and the radio at the same time.”
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »
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In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!