“I am not throwing away my… shot… at reaching the ceiling!”
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Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Not bad. Not bad at all.