2011 Legacy: The LMFAO
A guy walks in with a shuffle and says, “Party Rock is in the house tonight!” The bartender says, “I’m sorry for party rocking, but… Read More »2011 Legacy: The LMFAO
2011 Archive: The “On The Floor” J-Lo
Pitbull again. He is the official narrator of the year 2011. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Year 2010
Why did it end? Because we were all too busy trying to figure out if the top in Inception actually fell over or if we were still… Read More »2010 Archive: The Year 2010
2009 Legacy: Justin Bieber’s “One Time”
Why were the pre-teens screaming? Because a kid with a “swoosh” haircut appeared on YouTube and the world was never the same again. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: Justin Bieber’s “One Time”
2009 Vintage: The Belt
I’m “tightening.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The “Womanizer” Britney
She’s back, she’s dancing in a sauna, and she’s reclaiming her crown. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: Best Male R&B Vocal
Why “Future Baby Mama” by Prince? Because Prince could sing the phone book and it would still be the sexiest thing in the room. Part… Read More »2008 Vintage: Best Male R&B Vocal
2007 Legacy: The Stone
I’m “rocking” the first-gen look. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: Chris Crocker
Why was a guy crying into a bedsheet the biggest star of 2007? Because “Leave Britney Alone!” proved that you only need three minutes of… Read More »2007 Classic: Chris Crocker
2007 Vintage: The 2007 Final Emmy Vibe
Why the “End of the Beginning”? Because it was the night we said goodbye to the 20th century’s greatest drama and realized that from now… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 2007 Final Emmy Vibe