2000 Classic: The “Non-Lethal” Heat Ray (Active Denial System)

Why did we invent it? To make the enemy feel like they’re standing in a microwave, which is a “Humane” way of saying “Get off my lawn.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@DotCom_Survivor01/29/2007 01:36I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Hellboy_Red01/23/2011 22:42I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green01/23/2015 21:37Super green! Hilarious!

@Sum41_Skater01/16/2010 05:10In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Brick_Tamland_L12/26/1999 12:09I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club11/03/2005 15:23All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Opera_User_9907/18/2014 05:20Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

@Hashtag_Master07/12/1999 23:03#funny #joke #retro #90s