2002 Archive: The Launch of the Sanyo SCP-5300
Why did the phone have a camera? Because it was the first one in the US, and we were all amazed that we could take… Read More »2002 Archive: The Launch of the Sanyo SCP-5300
2002 Archive: The Launch of the iMac G4
Why did the computer look like a desk lamp? Because Steve Jobs decided the “iLamp” was the future of design, giving us a screen that… Read More »2002 Archive: The Launch of the iMac G4
2002 Archive: The Compass
I’m a scout. I’m just “lost” without you. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
Why “Forgot About Dre”? Because the title was a lie—nobody had forgotten about Dre, especially not the guys who write the checks. Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
2000 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but I’m still knocking! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Cargo
2000 Classic: The “Non-Lethal” Heat Ray (Active Denial System)
Why did we invent it? To make the enemy feel like they’re standing in a microwave, which is a “Humane” way of saying “Get off… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Non-Lethal” Heat Ray (Active Denial System)
2000 Classic: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition… Read More »2000 Classic: The Java
2000 Archive: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching the Olympics in Sydney! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2000 Archive: The Lettuce
1999 Classic: Austin Powers (The Spy Who Shagged Me)
Why was Mini-Me so popular? Because in 1999, we realized that the only thing funnier than Dr. Evil was a version of him that fit… Read More »1999 Classic: Austin Powers (The Spy Who Shagged Me)
1999 Classic: The Virus
“It’s a millennial virus. It’s like a normal virus, but it has better marketing.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever &… Read More »1999 Classic: The Virus