2000 Archive: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching the Olympics in Sydney!

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@Matrix_Glitch10/25/2000 14:14There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@GameBoy_Color04/25/2009 06:46Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club02/08/2010 01:25A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Mean_Girls_Regina12/25/2001 05:15Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Cipher_Steak04/02/2005 12:42Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Rocket_Power_9904/21/2014 23:33We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Web_Counter_9902/20/2010 11:06I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@IMVU_Chatter06/11/2001 16:463D laughs are the best!

@Influencer_9909/17/1999 07:59My followers need to see this!