1999 Classic: The “Graphite Bombs”
Why did we drop “Soft” bombs on power grids? To show the enemy we don’t want to kill them; we just want them to experience… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Graphite Bombs”
1998 Classic: The Wu-Tang Clan (Solo Year)
Why Method Man and RZA? For a year where the Clan continued their world domination with “Tical 2000” and “Bobby Digital,” proving the “W” was… Read More »1998 Classic: The Wu-Tang Clan (Solo Year)
1998 Legacy: The Blue Dress Souvenir
Why did Monica Lewinsky keep the blue dress? Because in 1998, a DNA stain was the only way to get a President to stay for… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Blue Dress Souvenir
1997 Vintage: The Wu-Tang Clan “Wu-Tang Forever” Double Disc
Why 27 tracks? Because RZA decided that 1997 needed enough “Killer Bees” to swarm every Discman on the planet at the same time. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Wu-Tang Clan “Wu-Tang Forever” Double Disc
1996 Archive: The Kerri Strug Vault
Why did gravity stop working in Atlanta? Because Kerri Strug stuck a landing on one leg, won gold for Team USA, and made everyone complaining… Read More »1996 Archive: The Kerri Strug Vault
1996 Legacy: The Corporate Intranet
Why did the company build an Intranet? So employees could read the lunch menu in 16-bit color. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Corporate Intranet
1996 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is jammed, help! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Archive: The Theodore
1996 Legacy: The Polyester Choir Sweat
The adult choir enduring an unseasonably warm spring Sunday while trapped inside heavy polyester robes that trap heat like a greenhouse. Part of the 37… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Polyester Choir Sweat
1996 Classic: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the cinema! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Ivana
1996 Archive: The Webmaster Title
Why did the IT guy change his name? He wanted everyone to call him “The Webmaster.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Archive: The Webmaster Title