2007 Classic: Chris Crocker
Why was a guy crying into a bedsheet the biggest star of 2007? Because “Leave Britney Alone!” proved that you only need three minutes of… Read More »2007 Classic: Chris Crocker
2006 Vintage: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “My Documents” and found “My Music,” “My Pictures,” and “My Sanity” were all empty. Part of the 65… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Folder Navigation
2006 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To gain some “dead” weight. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
2005 Vintage: The Office
A guy walks in and puts the bartender’s stapler in Jello. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Office
2005 Vintage: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a scientist? A “python-ist.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The “Gold Digger” Anthem
Kanye and Jamie Foxx reminded us that she ain’t messin’ with no broke men—which is bad news for my 2005 bank account. Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Gold Digger” Anthem
2004 Archive: The Lunchables Fun Fuel Peak
The ultimate lunchroom power move: showing up with a plastic tray that allowed you to build your own miniature cheeseburgers using cold meat circles. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The Lunchables Fun Fuel Peak
2003 Classic: The “Bring Me to Life” Goth Phase
Why was the teen wearing black in July? Because Evanescence was the soundtrack of the summer, and “waking up inside” was hard to do in… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Bring Me to Life” Goth Phase
2003 Archive: The VCR Midnight Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was lost during… Read More »2003 Archive: The VCR Midnight Freeze
2003 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony